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Bruno given a NC-17: The MPAA gave Sacha Cohen’s upcoming Bruno an NC-17 due to an anal sex scene with a man on camera and another where Bruno goes hunting and sneaks into the tent of one of the...
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12 Celebrities Hacked and Finances Exposed
12 celebrities and a few political figures have had their personal information hacked which basically means someone managed to access their social security numbers either through hacked emails or...
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Vice President Joe Biden Whispers Sweet Nothings to Secretary of Defense’s Wife
The most boring government press conference got a bit livelier recently. Vice President Joe Biden welcomed Ash Carter, America’s new defense secretary, to the fold. Then Carter’s wife came onstage and...
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Nicki Minaj Not Afraid to Ask Donald Trump and Joe Biden the Hard Questions
Shit got real weird at the Time 100 Gala. On Tuesday night, both Joe Biden and Donald Trump were honored at the Time 100 Gala, and Nicki Minaj decided to dedicate her hit song “Anaconda” to both of the...
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Conservative Twitter Rushes To Melania Trump’s Defense After Everyone On...
I for one am totally shocked that white people allegedly steal shit from black people. And then other white people try to distract from the theft with their sticky little mayo straw man hands. I almost...
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Nation Fantasizes About Biden Pranking Trump, Tries to Laugh Through Their...
Joe Biden hasn’t given a shit in years and the nation is using his lack of fucks to fantasize about Biden giving Trump the White House welcome he deserves. A welcome full of pranks. Biden has never...
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America’s Embarrassing Dad Joe Biden Wishes Julia Louis-Dreyfus Well One Veep...
I remember thinking Joe Biden was a bit of an embarrassment as Vice President. He had a tendency to say really dumb, impolitic things, like calling then-Senator Barack Obama “clean and articulate”...
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Joe Biden Announces Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby as Campaign Co-Chairs
Vice President Joe Biden is running for president and he’s bringing out the big guns as he announces Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby will be co-chairmen of his campaign. As you know, Biden has a...
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Alyssa Milano Surprisingly Cool With Joe Biden’s Creepy Head Kissing
Yesterday was April Fools day, and we had some fun with the news because of it. Our joke article on Joe Biden pointed out a potential problem for presidential hopeful Joe Biden, though; he’s a huge...
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Joe Biden Kisses His Granddaughter On The Lips and It’s So Creepy
Joe Biden really loves his grand daughter. #Biden #CreepyJoeBiden pic.twitter.com/CHPDpaxg6i — Eobard Thawne (@EobardThawne01) July 21, 2019 Incest is really having a moment. Probably because we’re...
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Joe Exotic Is Still Trying to Get That Pardon, Now Asking President Biden
The presidential pardon is not really about letting innocent people who were wrongly convicted out of prison. Instead, the president’s power to pardon convictions and commute sentences is generally...
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Lena Dunham is a Publicly Lusting After Presidential Failson Hunter Biden
Joe Biden was sworn in as President of the United States last Wednesday, and on Tuesday he tearfully said goodbye to his home state of Delaware and said he felt that he should be introducing his late...
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Chrissy Teigen Got the President of the United States to Follow and Unfollow...
The previous President of the United States was obsessed with Twitter. That dude was very clearly using his own social media accounts pretty much all the time. It was not super reassuring that...
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